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YES! That is correct! You read about it in both Cinema Sewer the magazine, and the book — and now THINGS makes it’s long awaited debut on DVD!!
Cinema Sewer in association with Left Field Productions, now bring you what can only be called the MOST AMAZING DVD OF 2008!!! My friends, this is NO. MERE. HYPE. — and I tell you this not because Cinema Sewer has it’s name all over this thing (My book is the first thing that comes up on the screen when you put in the dvd! haha! Awesome!) but because I honestly know it. I dedicated more pages in my book to this virtually unseen underground movie than any single movie in the Cinema Sewer book, and there was a good reason for that.
My friends, this is the worst movie ever made.
I don’t mean like the way Troma makes bad movies. I’m talking about bad with the best of intentions, like all of the best “bad” movies. You like tormenting yourself with hilariously trashy, moronic, gory, IDIOTIC bad films??THINGS is the fucking KING of bad movies. This is the movie you put on when you have a get together of pals — and just blow them away. Trust me, you have never seen anything like this in your life. It’s absolutely astonishing in how it is able to MENTALLY WRECK anyone who watches it.
You think you’re bad ass? You think you’ve seen the most insane hardcore shit around? You’ll seriously be weeping and sobbing on the floor in a puddle of your own drool half way through THINGS. Try it and see if I’m joking. JUST FUCKING TRY IT AND SEE IF I’M JOKING!!
And for those of you who have seen it, WOW — there is a lot for you here as well. This thing is PACKED with extra features!!!
*Fred Grisholm of HATE SONG has (along with K.C. Green) made an all new THINGS comic
*there are interviews filmed back in 1989
*we get to see the elusive one sheet poster and trailers!!
*tons of behind the scenes footage with 80s porn star Amber Lynn (listen for the sound of her asshole boyfriend’s voice complaining about being told by her to go outside and stand in the rain! Hilarious!)
*Informative audio commentary!
And piles more!!
Seriously, you’re not going to want to miss this! ORDER NOW AND FINALLY SEE WHAT I’VE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS!!! I’M SO EXCITED, I’M PEEEEEEING